6 Jan

dribblingpensioner

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Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
Paddy: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”

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Mick was having his yearly bath when his mum walks in and catches him playing with himself and his Mum says” Mick now that is very naughty”Mick replies “. it’s my willy and I can wash it as fast as I like”

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Mick,says to his Da “Da how did you meet mum”, Da “well I was at a dance and I saw this beautiful girl ” I asked her to dance we did and I fell in love with the most beautiful girl in the world then cupid shot his bow and arrow
The arrow missed and hit your Ma

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Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him “Did you find the shampoo?”
Paddy…

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